An overabundance of one-liners
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
How do you remove a club soda stain?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping their behinds?
Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already there?
How do hearing aid companies expect potential customers to hear their commercials?
When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?
Why does the arcade game "Donkey Kong" have a monkey? Why isn't it called Monkey Kong?
Why do lumberjacks cut trees down and then chop them up?
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
How do you remove a club soda stain?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping their behinds?
Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already there?
How do hearing aid companies expect potential customers to hear their commercials?
When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?
Why does the arcade game "Donkey Kong" have a monkey? Why isn't it called Monkey Kong?
Why do lumberjacks cut trees down and then chop them up?
posted by whaaaat! at
11:13 AM
1 Comments:
It is sooo amazing to read these one liners from you. I've never seen this side of you before. You are amazing!! dc
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