A plethora of one-liners
If you hate all prejudice people, are you a hypoocrite?
Why do they call them apartments, when they're all together?
Who was the idiot that decided to put an "s" in the word lisp?
Why is the word for "a fear of long words" so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia)
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?
Why is it that when the batteries in your remote control wear out you just push the buttons harder?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Why don't they make the entire airplane out of the same material that the indestructible black box is made of?
If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed?
Why are boxing rings square?
Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?
Why do you always find things in the last place you looked?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why is phonetically not pronounced phonetically?
If I dreamed of being chased by a giant squirrel would that make me a nut?
Why do they call them apartments, when they're all together?
Who was the idiot that decided to put an "s" in the word lisp?
Why is the word for "a fear of long words" so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia)
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?
Why is it that when the batteries in your remote control wear out you just push the buttons harder?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Why don't they make the entire airplane out of the same material that the indestructible black box is made of?
If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed?
Why are boxing rings square?
Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?
Why do you always find things in the last place you looked?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why is phonetically not pronounced phonetically?
If I dreamed of being chased by a giant squirrel would that make me a nut?
posted by whaaaat! at
10:53 AM
2 Comments:
I haven't had time to read all your post (trying to save them to read one each day like you suggested) but this jumped out at me:
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Answer: Yes
By
Bar L., at 1:20 PM
Ah, yes. More questions to answer!
By
Joe, at 4:33 AM
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