More one-liners
Remember, I got these from some other source so don't blame me. : )
How come you play at a recital but recite at a play?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable since it comes from cocoa beans?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why do we wait till a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled and insecure?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? See http://www.drdino.com/index.jsp for some real answers.
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
How come you play at a recital but recite at a play?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable since it comes from cocoa beans?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why do we wait till a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled and insecure?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? See http://www.drdino.com/index.jsp for some real answers.
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
posted by whaaaat! at
10:12 AM
1 Comments:
I have a strange urge to come up with an answer to all of these questions, as well as the ones I perceive will be asked in the future.
Hmmmm.
By
Joe, at 4:14 AM
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