Some one-liners.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don'tpoint to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they aregoing to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're bothdogs! If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don'tpoint to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they aregoing to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're bothdogs! If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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