Even more one-liners
OK, some of these may be repeats, I didn't take the time to go back and edit.
Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?
Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?
If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards would he end up owing you money?
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
When someone says "You know what they say..." Who are they?
Sean Fitzpatrick, but does Patrick fit Sean?
streetsign: "To the Braille Institute". Who's it for?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Is there another word for synonym?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make it stick to the pan?
Why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?
Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?
Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?
If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards would he end up owing you money?
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
When someone says "You know what they say..." Who are they?
Sean Fitzpatrick, but does Patrick fit Sean?
streetsign: "To the Braille Institute". Who's it for?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Is there another word for synonym?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make it stick to the pan?
Why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?
posted by whaaaat! at
10:43 AM
2 Comments:
Ah, yes. More questions to answer!
By
Joe, at 4:29 AM
my comment is about the evening gowns. Heaven forbid for them to be called night gowns. Young women today wear stuff that looks like night gowns or rather their slips. Guess it is rather pretty, but even Regis asked this a.m. on his show with Kelly why her underwear was showing. Strange!! That is styles of today for the young. :-(
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Anonymous, at 3:37 PM
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