Additional one-liners
Why do banks charge you a "insufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
How come there aren't B batteries?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
Is a metaphor like a simile?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
If crime doesn't pay does that mean that my job is a crime?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
How come there aren't B batteries?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
Is a metaphor like a simile?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
If crime doesn't pay does that mean that my job is a crime?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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