Superfluous one-liners
Why do people order a super-sized Big Mac meal with a Diet Coke?
Why do people have worthless junk in the garage and leave their expensive car in the driveway?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why do they call it a building? It looks like they are finished, why isn't it a built?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Did you ever wonder why kamikaze pilots wore helmets?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
How do a fool and his money get together in the first place?
How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do people have worthless junk in the garage and leave their expensive car in the driveway?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why do they call it a building? It looks like they are finished, why isn't it a built?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Did you ever wonder why kamikaze pilots wore helmets?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
How do a fool and his money get together in the first place?
How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
posted by whaaaat! at
10:59 AM
1 Comments:
Ah, yes. More questions to answer!
By
Joe, at 4:33 AM
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