Excess surplus one-liners
How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?
If we call people from Poland poles why don't we call people from Holand holes?
If a rabbit's foot was actually lucky, wouldn't it still be attached to the rabbit's leg?
Why does Goofy talk and wear clothes while Pluto barks naked?
If you wanted to mummify a fly, would you use dental floss?
If the husband dies, the wife is called a widow, if a child's parents die, it is called an orphan. Why isn't there a word for a parent that loses a child?
Why do they call it baby-sitting when all you do is run after them?
Why is it called American football when they rarely use their feet to play?
Why do you put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Why does an alarm clock said to go "off" when it actually turns on?
Why are they stairs inside but steps outside?
How does a fish sleep?
Why are feet smelly and noses runny?
Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
If we call people from Poland poles why don't we call people from Holand holes?
If a rabbit's foot was actually lucky, wouldn't it still be attached to the rabbit's leg?
Why does Goofy talk and wear clothes while Pluto barks naked?
If you wanted to mummify a fly, would you use dental floss?
If the husband dies, the wife is called a widow, if a child's parents die, it is called an orphan. Why isn't there a word for a parent that loses a child?
Why do they call it baby-sitting when all you do is run after them?
Why is it called American football when they rarely use their feet to play?
Why do you put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Why does an alarm clock said to go "off" when it actually turns on?
Why are they stairs inside but steps outside?
How does a fish sleep?
Why are feet smelly and noses runny?
Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
posted by whaaaat! at
11:18 AM
2 Comments:
Ah, yes. More questions to answer!
By
Joe, at 4:34 AM
these are great. Trying to savor your posts and not read them all at once...
By
Bar L., at 7:41 PM
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