More food related questions
Here are a few more food related questions for your reading pleasure:
Why do they use artificial lemon juice in most of those bottled lemon juices and yet they use real lemon juice in dish soap?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Along the same line of thinking, if a cannibal ate a clown, would it taste funny?
Why is there neither pine nor apple in pineapple? And what's the deal with Grapenuts? They're neither grape nor nuts.
Have you ever wondered why does pizza come in a square box? For some interesting trivia on the history of the pizza box see this site.
How about those little tables they sometimes put in the box so the pizza for sure won't get squashed? They are perfect for a little girl's dollhouse don't you think?
If you sued a parsley farmer could you garnish his wages?
And my final one doesn't have anything to do with food, but I thought it was hilarious at the risk of being somewhat offensive. If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Why do they use artificial lemon juice in most of those bottled lemon juices and yet they use real lemon juice in dish soap?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Along the same line of thinking, if a cannibal ate a clown, would it taste funny?
Why is there neither pine nor apple in pineapple? And what's the deal with Grapenuts? They're neither grape nor nuts.
Have you ever wondered why does pizza come in a square box? For some interesting trivia on the history of the pizza box see this site.
How about those little tables they sometimes put in the box so the pizza for sure won't get squashed? They are perfect for a little girl's dollhouse don't you think?
If you sued a parsley farmer could you garnish his wages?
And my final one doesn't have anything to do with food, but I thought it was hilarious at the risk of being somewhat offensive. If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
posted by whaaaat! at
7:41 AM
7 Comments:
YOU ARE SO FUNNY. Your last little comment took me awhile to get but I busted out laughing when I did. Where do you come up with all these?
Thanks, as always, I counted on your blog for a smile.
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Bar L., at 6:04 PM
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~Jef
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Anonymous, at 5:32 AM
Tests are...........hard.
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Joe, at 8:44 AM
You crack me up!
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Cindy-Lou, at 6:47 PM
Garnish his wages - bwaaahahahaha
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JOE B, at 7:44 PM
LOL on the parsley farmer!!
By
Fred, at 7:05 AM
That's so funny, I actually did use those little tables for my dolls!
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Nettie, at 4:54 PM
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